The Geek I/O Show #258: "Penis Pandering"

This week on The Geek I/O Show, the geek io brady bunch is in full force to help celebrate CJ’s birthday with our annual CAH, aka thank god my roommates aren’t home. Things get crazy!!  GODDAMNIT JAPAN!

We also discuss; We now have boop focus!, Knitting ball sacks, D&D humor...waka waka, The puddin pack, Alabama connections?, Bottomless Budlong, Butt insertion cards, Aftermarket sex decks, Worst blind bag ever, Neville aka "The Longbottom Bitch", Bibling into out of space, The Tuna Casserole Gang, Failed sex melons, Who is Daleca?, Brushing your teeth on stream, Dickstarter, This one is the G-A-Y-S, Everything's flopped over in his paintings and lots and lots of fruit puns!

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The Geek I/O Show #258: Show Notes

The Geek I/O Show #258: Audio Archive

The Geek I/O Show: Episode 207: “Vehicular Man’s Laughter”

Well...ladies and gentle ladies! This week was the annual Cards Against Humanity live play for CJ’s annual birthday and boy didn’t things get interesting.  It sure was an oddly specific series of events. Cue birthday song (with great delay)!

The general horribleness you expect from from Cards Against Humanity ensued.  Terrible things were said and Dale still can’t use his words but can still turn into a robot on command.

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 207 Show Notes

The Geek I/O Show: Episode 207 Audio Archive

The Geek I/O Show: Episode 116: "Sucking the President’s Duck"

This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s CJ’s birthday and the man wanted to play Cards Against Humanity.  So, we grabbed our evening clutch and played some Cards Against Humanity.  Things got very inappropriate very quickly.

It’s the raise of Mexicos.  Nothing can stop the friction pair.  Darrell is sleep deprived.  Dale does reading.  Jaz fumbles over swear words.  Raul constantly sneaks the win.  Budlong returns in a lesser shade of salmon. Rachel loves innuendo, and CJ always chooses the biggest, blackest dick.  The gays like us too much.  It hurts.

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 116 Show Notes

The Geek I/O Show: Episode 116 Audio Archive

The Geek IO Show: Episode 67 - Get thee to a pecannery!

This week on the Geek I/O Show, we were joined by the lady nerd Amy Frost!  She showed us how she earned the title of Queen of Debauchery, all while exemplifying her high standing among the nerdly house.  Trust me.  It’s all euphemisms.

We discussed neglected blogs, blank Cards Against Humanity, setting the uncomfortable bar, putting it in the wrong hole, cosplay with a foam dummy cake and acrylic frosting, Marvel Heros 2015, don’t forget your Towelroot, Earth to Echo is too cute and shaky for it’s own good, butter coffee exploding in your mouth, rubbing all over Florida, interviewing with new gear, what’s the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch, American Gods is oh so good, bondage over Clash of Clans, the cat at the door, and virginity flares up every once in a while.  Plus!  Amazon has released a phone.  Is it shiny enough to make us care?  Have they saturated their own market enough?

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And by: ProXPN! Keep your internet activity private and anonymous. With free and premium accounts to take care of your every browsing need. Premium accounts start at $6.25/month, giving you access to their security and privacy options not only on your computer, but on your android or iOS devices.Go check them out and don't forget to use our coupon code "Geek20" for 20% off your purchase!

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 67 Show Notes

The Geek I/O Show: Episode 67 Audio Archive