This week on The Geek I/O Show, we try and break the internet as we watch Ralph Breaks The Internet!
The Geek I/O Show: Episode 271: “Exponential Arm Increase”
With CJ out this week, the B-team takes over the Geek I/O Show for a good old-fashioned round of Jackbox, this time with audience participation! Immortal Disappointment, LOTR/MASH crossovers, and sun-powered armor plating abound!
We also discuss: Exponential Arm Increase, 21-Gun Salad, Tiny Kerry, Fish Heads Fish Heads, Familiar Territory, and B Dolphin.
Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? You won't have to hunt for good times!
The Geek I/O Show #269: "Knock 3 Times With My Face"
Trick or Treat! Our unlikely heroes are back one more time for the epic conclusion of the Geek I/O Show x Exploding Dice crossover campaign! Will the group solve the mystery of the disappearances from the neighborhood? Did Raiyuin actually hang out with the Duchess like he thinks he did? Find out this week!
We also discuss: Knock 3 Times With My Face, Schrodingers Monica, The Rhino has Rhino Powers, Chewthulu, Slurping Soundbit, Sinemax, Memory Rats, Velma to the Scoobies, Weedish Fish, Vijima Games, Cinemax with an S, Swiss Cheese Knowledge, Chad Room, Ukulele Theft, We Could Be a Stick, I drink a lot of nut milk, !s Kruge, and Leave It On Beaver.
Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? We won't lock you out!
The Geek I/O Show #267: "Revelry in the Bark"
This week on the Geek I/O Show, the Exploding Dice crew resumes their (partial) takeover of the show with our Halloween Open Legend special! With the building sufficiently spooped, our heroes(?) need only to lie in wait until it's time to give the Chad Army a night they'll never forget!
We also discuss: Revelry In The Bark, RELEASE THE CHADS, A Murder of Spoops, Thrashing the Chads, Let's Boo This Thing, Plus Ghoultra, The Boospaper, Herbalism Yo, High Moon, It's My Hubcap!, Haunted AF, Selena Ghoulmez, Chad Femur, Mas Nugs, Chad Prime, OmegaChad, Cult 45, Pack of Chads, Specimens of Chad, The Hamburger Icon, Multicolor ping, and Fearlleyball.
Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? We'd be enCHADted!
The Geek I/O Show #262: "Coop's Coop"
This week on the Geek I/O Show, we're back from Dragoncon! The gang is joined by old friends and new as we discuss our stories, loot finds, and con recovery efforts while trying to obtain the famous 2 AM lasagna.
We also discuss:
Coop's Coop, 2AM Lasagna, Dragon Talk, A L E X A, Ellen Jello, Full of Freemium Bullshit, Shiny Voltorb that Heals People, The Issue with Mashed Potatoes, "You can muckbang the Raw ones", and Entertainment Roundabout.
Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? There's room for everyone! And maybe even lasagna!
The Geek I/O Show #260: "Geek IO Will Remember That"
This week on the Geek I/O Show, the gang is joined by theJEN of the Diamond Club and the Geek Grills podcast for some good old fashioned jackbox before we head off to Dragoncon! Who will survive the spectacle of poison, betrayal, and lucky guesses that is Trivia Murder Party?
We also discuss:
Geek IO Will Remember That, Whisky Business, Whish shwaaa wqehrmsdnf, It's like I have a lot of typing, Thanos Kills Dumbledore, Khaleesi is the New Jennifer, Drag it out con..., Ceiling Wall-Humping, #Notmym&m, AllM&MsMatter, M&M&M&M&M, Emo and Dating Dragons, Sounds Like You're Talking About Fantasy Football, There Are No Dragons in Fantasy Football, Names Are Fun, Dragon it Out, Groin Vines, Grind Voins, Groin Voins, Yourdawurst, and Wiggle it a little bit.
Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? The puns just dragon and on!
The Geek I/O Show #258: "Penis Pandering"
This week on The Geek I/O Show, the geek io brady bunch is in full force to help celebrate CJ’s birthday with our annual CAH, aka thank god my roommates aren’t home. Things get crazy!! GODDAMNIT JAPAN!
We also discuss; We now have boop focus!, Knitting ball sacks, D&D humor...waka waka, The puddin pack, Alabama connections?, Bottomless Budlong, Butt insertion cards, Aftermarket sex decks, Worst blind bag ever, Neville aka "The Longbottom Bitch", Bibling into out of space, The Tuna Casserole Gang, Failed sex melons, Who is Daleca?, Brushing your teeth on stream, Dickstarter, This one is the G-A-Y-S, Everything's flopped over in his paintings and lots and lots of fruit puns!
Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? I'm all out of penis cards!
The Geek I/O Show #257: “Population: Kevin”
Dalee is finally stateside and we explore the fine state of Texas in a game called “What Hick Town’s This, Y’all?” Also, CJ put himself though the ultimate podcaster challenge!
Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won't you, it's a night of 1000 voices!
The Geek I/O Show #255: "Quarrelsome Ant And The Quarrelsome Wasp"
This week on The Geek I/O Show, QuallsomeRhino (aka. Monica Littlefield) joins us! We sit down and review the latest in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Ant Man and the Wasp!
We discuss; Chinese Matchbooox knock-offs, Liz-Goat, I was going to say something and then I died, Geek IO Most Popular Name List Dot Com, Scaled superheroes and who are your superheros, Way back to 2 years ago, A reverse wig, Dale the black anti-feminist, Actual footage To watch and I think I liked it...I'm not sure!
Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won't you? Superman is bullsh*t alien!
The Geek I/O Show #254: “Free-Raving Children”
Tonight on The Geek I/O Show, the crew kicks their feet up and takes it easy. The crew catches up on what they’ve been up to in the most recent past! Why does this vodka taste like water?!
We discuss; Raul trying to make innuendos, Can you see your sofa is in your kitchen?, Japanese Spiderman vs Ninjas, Nobody puts Spiderman in the corner, Lease breaking (and other fun activities), Accidentally shooting a tree, The fancy goat being a penguin, William Dafoe, Modern Australian food is not modern, Spider-fan Gwens and Dale being the real Gaynos!
The crew also returns to the magical land of Happy Fluffy Ice-cream Dale Trivia Quiz Time! They must try and un-anagram the news and they “force” Dale to write indecent things on his answer sheet!
Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? You can find us in the (beef) section!
The Geek I/O Show #253: “The Snacks Were The Friends We Made Along The Way”
Tonight on The Geek I/O Show, the Boats return from vacation and Raul goes on vacation! Lots of tails from Downunder and America ahead. Oh and a visit from our latest character!
We discuss; Bringing back the wrong souvenir, The land of weird accents, Robotting in the boat house, 15 miles of nothing in Texas, Gym chat with Dale, All Dale's drawers are empty, Logistically quitting meat, Misery pretzels taste exactly as promised and enjoying all of the 2-day snack packs!
Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won't you? We are all very intelligent idiots!
The Geek I/O Show #252: Grandiloquent Ostentatious Foxes Colon Judgment Day
This week on the Geek I/O Show, Dale rejoins the gang just in time to welcome Jacky Leung, aka DeathByMage, back onto the show! Get ready for a barrel of laughs as we jump off the light rails yet again for beer wars, french anime ripoffs, and everything in between!
We discuss: And it Comes in a Taxidermied Stoat, Grandiloquent Ostentatious Foxes, Colon Judgment Day, Deconstructed Jokes, That, Again, is French, Oui Fixitta!, About a Foot Worth of Racism, Have You Heard of Eggs!?, A Very Hands On Lesson, Rippling Specs, Spark Explosion100, Whiski On The Main Stage, Texas Tap, You Can't Eat off That Hand, A Boat of Confidence, Intercontinental Redundant Backups, Bang Casually Drink, Dale's Unexpected Dancing, Ingredients + redditors = lols, Half The Work Is Already Done, Alert the Bots, I Can Actually Move My Mouse Now, Totally Not Lesbian Moments, Strange Love Square, Did I Mention It's French?, The Jacky Discovery Train, Bob the Builder Facts, Have You Heard of Angst?!, By the Way, that Sailor Moon knockoff is French, Dr. Mom, They Are Coming For Your Wallets, Sneaky Sneaky Stabby Stabby, The Amazon Product Named A, Professor Shyguy Featuring the Shownotes, Ideas I Had in My Sleep, We Got Them, and They Just Burst Into Flames.
Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? Now 100% Yakuza-free!
The Geek I/O Show: Episode 250: Dacos and a Tollar
It's E3 season, and the Geek I/O Show is pulling into the dock to break down some of the most exciting new announcements in our favorite style: a Dale Game! Our hosts try to figure out badly explained E3 titles, talk about our favorite new Wednesday night drinking game, and more!
We talk about: Rejiggering the Kerfuffle, What Kind of Mayonnaise are YOU Eating?, You missed Dale's big dock, He's got more than one?, Dale makes the bitches howl, Dale would SO wear that dress!, Friday Doesn't Exist, Keep your Hands to yourself, The Marine F-word, Don't Anger The Night Bot, Pull Your Bits Outs!, America just ruins things, Make Loot Boxes Great Again, Always stay hydrated, and Call of Duty Battlefield Bullshit.
Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? Where you too can throw pennies at people's faces!
The Geek I/O Show: Episode 248: "Bear Claw Style! Sparkly Ruby Flash!"
This week on the Geek I/O Show, Rant and Review month comes to an epic conclusion with an in depth discussion on another AniMAY film. This week, we break down the 2012 live action adaptation of Rurouni Kenshin! There will be mook kebabs and watermelon decapitations!
We discuss; Just throwing things into a bucket, Being my Kaoru, Remembering the taste of words, There are bug super heroes sometimes, Contest Con-Test or Concert, Politely kicking all of their asses, Ginseng, Literally throwing money away, Deus Ex Eggina, Kenshin used Low Kick, 12 Days of Geek IO, They are nibbling in my ear and Josh and Kerry are never making their first movie!
Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? There are bug super heroes sometimes!
The Geek I/O Show: Episode 247: “Not The World's Best Anything”
Rant and review month continues! This week, the crew gonna give it to ya (a lot) as they take on and spoiler the heck out of Deadpool 2. Staring Ryan Wilson! We use our resources resourcefully!
We discuss; Hot_Ryan_On_Ryan_Action.mkv, The vegeta haunting you, seeing Brad Pitt... on a cable, Sunday being soo gay, Dale is a little racist sometimes, New Zealindia?, Visual bits on an audio podcast, Drugs of the legal variety, Heavelhanded and God damnit birds what are you doing?
Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? Are they saying holy sh*t balls?
The Geek I/O Show: Episode 246: “Dale.exe Has Crashed”
This week on The Geek I/O Show, we continue Rant and Review month and our feature of AniMAY films. This time the crew take on the 2017 live action adaptation of Death Note. The Power of Boner compels you!
We discussed: 6 degrees of Final Destination, The makers of this movie made something called “Close your Eyes And Count to F**k”, Leaning the bass knob heaverly, Being a better light than light, Becoming a Siri-al killer, How to be chaotic lawful and at the end of the world, we want the movie to burn!
Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? Look at those people, isn't it neat? Wouldn't you tell my collections complete!
The Geek I/O Show: Episode 243: “Keep Fighting The Fight”
On a very special episode of The Geek I/O Show, we take a deep dive on real talk as we give some advice for those struggling with real life issues during this past week’s preshow!
Always, everyone at Geek I/O is happy to listen, even if it’s something small. Join the discord (geek-io.net/discord) or email us at anytime geekioshow (at) gmail (dot) com. Also, there are resources out there to help you. Find out more at https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
Join us on this very special episode of The Geek I/O Show, won’t you! We are better than Warlords of Draino!
The Geek I/O Show: Episode 243: Show Notes (NOT APPLICABLE)
The Geek I/O Show: Episode 242: “I'm Feeling Scientifically Attacked”
This week on The Geek I/O Show, the crew take it easy after an intense preshow and catch up on what they have been up to over the past couple of weeks! Chicken, you are under arrest for crossing the road!
We discussed; More birthdays to celebrate, The internet getting a boner for things, Pokemon GO is still a game that exists, God of war fun times, does this chicken costume make my butt look big, All of Josh’s dings are aggressive and also butts not being steam powered!
Also, Dale returns with a Happy Fluffy Ice Cream Game Time! This time, the guys learn about some very strange blue book laws that still are in effect today!
Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you! The outlaw chicken went down to Georgia!
The Geek I/O Show: Episode 241: “I Spent 30 Dollars On Crazy Rich Asians” (w/ Charles McFall)
That’s right ladies and gentle ladies, it’s that time of year again! Yasssss! It’s time for the Summer Movie Smackdown Auction!
The movie smackdown is our version of a movie league (think fantasy football but for movies)! Our MC and Auctioneer, Jarred Azevedo (from Small Screen Spoiler Show) along with players; CJ Boat, Raul Garza, Dale Campbell, Kerry Willcox, Josh McGrath and winner of the 2017 Summer Movie Smackdown and the Rock God of Podcasting, Charles McFall bid on 30 of the hottest movies of the summer to see who will ruin supreme!
You can follow the adventure right here on The Geek I/O Show over the next couple of months or you visit geek-io.net/smackdown at anytime to check the standings!
Join us on the 2018 Geek I/O Summer Movie Smackdown Auction, won’t you? We’re stuck between a Rock and a high place!
The Geek I/O Show: Episode 240: “The Amusement Roundabout No One Asked For” (w/ Jacky Leung)
This week on The Geek I/O Show, CJ is full unPAX’d and we are joined by RPG writer, blogger and the death by mage himself, Jacky Lenung!
We discussed; Doing yoga and deleting pre-show titles live on air (THE EFF DALE), Awesome games from PAX East, Strange adventure though the Twitch banned games list, Various decades of hipster fashion, Not having enough money for game animations, Fighting over pineapple lumps, Hanging out at the at the ruined Circle K, The first (and last ever) Geek I/O spelling bee, CJ and Dale form a band, Enjoying some homeopathic soda, Please don't give Josh the Loki Poking Stick, You have plant!, How you doin’? And Sad_Kazoo.mp3
Also, we geek out about RPG supplements and what it’s like being a blogger.
Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? The little end is supposed to go in your mouth!