Episode 33: A.R.G.U.S. Day care

Episode 33: ARGUS Day care

 

Welcome to the Small Screen Spoiler Show episode 33!  I’m CJ “Jarvolous” Boat, he’s Jarred “Eiffel tower” Azevedo.

 

Audio Content from Darrell “you’ll have to act like a lady someday” Shayler.

 

 

Today’s shows are:

 

 

The second part of the show, going forward, are our “Challenge Shows” Jarred and I will challenge each other to watch what is immediately available (at least) to watch and catch up, and do a spoiler discussion of the shows we watched.

 

 

  • CJ’s Challenge to Jaz: Arrow

  • Jaz’s Challenge to CJ: Nothing ...

 

 

 

 

Titles

 

  • Two chaps high fiving in the middle

  • She got melting people

  • I don’t think that’s how biology works

  • They can only afford so many supermodels

  • Peggy is Wolverine Inhuman

  • Some other dude with weird eyes

  • Spite nut shot

  • The largest river by discharge

  • Flash vs. Uparrow

  • A.R.G.U.S. Day care

 

 

 

Episode 32: Hot Tub High School Time Machine: Dr. Who Edition

Episode 32: Hot Tub High School Time Machine: Dr. Who Edition


Welcome to the Small Screen Spoiler Show episode 32!I’m CJ “that’s a hooker’s name” Boat, he’s Jarred “Dead is the new sexy” Azevedo.


Audio Content from Darrell “isn’t white enough for the arena club” Shayler.


Today’s shows are:


The second part of the show, going forward, are our “Challenge Shows” Jarred and I will challenge each other to watch what is immediately available (at least) to watch and catch up, and do a spoiler discussion of the shows we watched.


  • CJ’s Challenge to Jaz: The Great British Bake Off

  • Jaz’s Challenge to CJ: Supergirl, Galavant



Titles

  • John Wilkes Ghost Dad

  • Go go Zero Matter powers

  • Excellent amount of Loki

  • Iron Man is a HYRDA Plot

  • Howard Stark and his “Production Assistants”

  • MOFFAAAAAAAATT!

  • Girl pretending to be a guy pretending to be a girl pretending to be a guy pretending to be a detective.

  • Gaimanish

  • You deal with the devil, people gonna die

  • Hot Tub High School Time Machine: Dr. Who Edition // JAZ

  • Pie is freaking hard

  • Teen Drama Superman

  • Hijacked by Space Jam



Episode 31: Warm in my Gentleman Parts

Episode 31: Warm in my Gentleman Parts


Welcome to the Small Screen Spoiler Show episode 31, recorded January 26th, 2016! I’m CJ “the devil in pink” Boat, he’s Jarred “I could do with a hobby” Azevedo.


Audio Content? from Darrell “what do you do for fun, assemble rifles?” Shayler.


Today’s shows are:

  • Agent Carter

    • S2E01: The Lady in the Lake

      • IMDB: 8.6

    • S2E02: A View in the Dark

      • IMDB: 8.6


The second part of the show, going forward, are our “Challenge Shows” Jarred and I will challenge each other to watch what is immediately available (at least) to watch and catch up, and do a spoiler discussion of the shows we watched.


  • CJ’s Challenge to Jaz: Arrow, Flash, Wayward Pines

  • Jaz’s Challenge to CJ: Supergirl, iZombie, Lucifer



Titles

  • They feel polite when they put them down

  • Thanks, IMDB

  • Freakish Freezing Lake

  • Lead the nerds to speculate

  • They’s Inhumans

  • Green and Throbbing

  • Warm in my Gentleman Parts

  • Weird and throbbing black mass

  • Brodie Roadie

  • It’s Sexy Somehow


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Episode 30: Walking Sex Muscle

Episode 30: Walking Sex Muscle

 

Welcome to the Small Screen Spoiler Show episode 30, recorded December 14th, 2015! I’m CJ “you can’t fix an asshole by making it bigger” Boat, he’s Jarred “Snuffcarcass” Azevedo. And of course joining us like he always does is Dale “Little Anal Crumpet” Campbell.  Darrell “I’ll be damned.  Tatooine” is AWOL…. slacker.

 

Today’s shows are:

  • Agents of SHIELD

    • S3E10: Maveth

      • IMDB: 9.1

  • Jessica Jones

    • S1E10: 1,000 Cuts

      • IMDB: 9.0

    • S1E11: I’ve Got the Blues

      • IMDB: 8.5

    • S1E12: Take a Bloody Number

      • IMDB: 8.8

    • S1E13: Smile

      • IMDB: 8.9

 

The second part of the show, going forward, are our “Challenge Shows” Jarred and I will challenge each other to watch what is immediately available (at least) to watch and catch up, and do a spoiler discussion of the shows we watched.

 

  • CJ’s Challenge to Jaz: Arrow, Flash, (Wayward Pines)

  • Jaz’s Challenge to CJ:  Supergirl, Once upon a time (SPOILER RANT)

 

 

Titles

  • Fitz bitch panties

  • Holding the hand in his hand

  • Blue Tatooine

  • Dildo symbolism

  • Injected with Baby Juice

  • He doesn’t have an unbreakable brain

  • Always with the eyes and dismembering

  • Frozen potato chips

  • Walking sex muscle // JAZ // CJB // DMC

  • The walking fourth wall

 

Episode 28:It all went to Cobblecrap

Episode 28:It all went to Cobblecrap


Welcome to the Small Screen Spoiler Show episode 28, or Season 2 episode 9 recorded November 30th, 2015! I’m CJ “I know what in flagrante means” Boat, he’s Jarred "Chinese Slap Slap” Azevedo.


Today’s shows are:

  • Jessica Jones

    • S1E4: 99 Friends

      • IMDB: 8.5

    • S1E5: The Sandwich Saved Me

      • IMDB: 8.9

    • S2E6: You’re a Winner!

      • IMDB: 8.7

  • Agents of SHIELD

    • Took a Thanksgiving holiday this week

  • The Man in the High Castle

    • S1E3: The Illustrated Woman

      • IMDB: 8.2

  • Gotham

    • S2E10: The Son of Gotham

      • IMDB: 9.3

           

The second part of the show, going forward, are our “Challenge Shows” Jarred and I will challenge each other to watch what is immediately available (at least) to watch and catch up, and do a spoiler discussion of the shows we watched.


  • CJ’s Challenge to Jaz:

  • Jaz’s Challenge to CJ: Supergirl



Things of Note



Titles

  • Do you wanna shoot a Killgrave?

  • Just a little bit of purple

  • Allergic to locks

  • Quite the pisser

  • Creepy Banana Bread

  • Throw them softly into the weed bushes

  • Watch a pretty girl punch people

  • ¼ Jew… or something

  • Bing-Bong in a Box

  • The Monkhood of the Owls

  • It all went to Cobblecrap // CJB // JAZ

  • #FreakingEpisode6

Episode 26: The Purple Man or the Yellow King

Episode 26: The Purple Man or the Yellow King

 

Welcome to the Small Screen Spoiler Show episode 26, or Season 2 episode 7 recorded November 16th, 2015! I’m CJ “this secluded forest has a lot of foot traffic” Boat, he’s Jarred "Laser Eyes” Azevedo.

 

Today’s shows are:

  • Jessica Jones (Spoiler-Free)

    • S1E1: Ladies Night

  • Agents of SHIELD

    • S3E7: Chaos Theory

      • IMDB: 8.7

  • Gotham

    • S2E8: Tonight’s the Night

      • IMDB: 8.9

           

The second part of the show, going forward, are our “Challenge Shows” Jarred and I will challenge each other to watch what is immediately available (at least) to watch and catch up, and do a spoiler discussion of the shows we watched.

 

  • CJ’s Challenge to Jaz: Inside Out...twice

  • Jaz’s Challenge to CJ: Jessica Jones … a lot….

 

 

Things of Note

  • Jessica Jones drops for the rest of the world Friday!

  • Man in the High Castle storms in the same day!

  • Agent Carter returns January 5th, 2016!

 

Titles

  • The Purple Man or the Yellow King // CJB // JAZ

  • #No25

  • Amish makes him purple

  • Immediately thrust into Jessica (Luke Cage...amirite?)

  • Shattered a whole forest

  • Fitz’s awesome pecs

  • A pillow of seismic energy

  • Shotgun Wedding



Episode 24: James Olsen - Smooth and Convincing

Episode 24: James Olsen - Smooth and Convincing

 

Welcome to the Small Screen Spoiler Show episode 23, or Season 2 episode 6 recorded November 2nd, 2015! I’m CJ “you’re dinner, BIYATCH” Boat, he’s Jarred "Fascist child” Azevedo.

 

Today’s shows are:

  • Gotham

    • S2E6: By Fire

      • IMDB: 8.8

  • Agents of SHIELD

    • S3E5: 4,722 Hours

      • IMDB: 9.3

  • Supergirl

    • S1E1: Pilot

      • IMDB: 7.1

           

The second part of the show, going forward, are our “Challenge Shows” Jarred and I will challenge each other to watch what is immediately available (at least) to watch and catch up, and do a spoiler discussion of the shows we watched.

 

  • CJ’s Challenge to Jaz: Arrow

  • Jaz’s Challenge to CJ: Guardians of the Galaxy animated

 

 

Titles

  • You nor glass will like me when I’m angry

  • Gordon and the Pussycats

  • So much blue

  • Vitamin D from the moons

  • James Olsen - Smooth and Convincing // JAZ

  • Parkour is magic

  • The techno cave


Episode 14: Deathlok’s at Mondo Burger

Episode 14: Deathlok’s at Mondo Burger

 

Welcome to the Small Screen Spoiler Show episode 14! I’m CJ “with rockets in his arms” Boat, he’s Jarred “Odd electricity while killing a guy” Azevedo, and we’re here to spoil you on the shows you are interested in!  Just as a reminder, we are going to spoil the listed shows and anything prior to the show! For example, if we talk about season 2 episode 21 of a show, anything 20 and before are up for debate. We will try to not spoil the “Next time on” that most shows do.  If you haven’t watched, or don’t want to be spoiled, on the following shows, please come back later.

 

Today’s shows are:

  • Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    • Season 2 episode 17: The Frenemy of my Enemy

  • Gotham

    • Season 1 episode 20: Under the Knife

  • Daredevil

    • Episode 3: Rabbit in a Snowstorm

    • Episode 4: In the Blood

           

Darrell: Hang a Lantern on it #2

 

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The second part of the show, going forward, are our “Challenge Shows” Jarred and I will challenge each other to watch what is immediately available (at least) to watch and catch up, and do a spoiler discussion of the shows we watched.

 

  • CJ’s Challenge to Jaz: Arrow

  • Jaz’s Challenge to CJ: Sherlock

 

Titles

  • Awkwardly Eating Ice Cream

  • Previously Alive

  • Deathlok’s at Mondo Burger

  • Poor Man’s Hulk

  • 50 Shades of Grey everyone to death

  • Meanwhile, in the hall of Ogre

  • Bat Boner

  • Blind Man Excuse

  • Exceptionally High Terrace with Stabby Things

  • Murder a Dude’s Head Off

  • Conservation of Ninjitsu