The Geek I/O Show: Episode 62 - Beelze-boob-tube Glasswhore

This week on The Geek I/O Show, the boats are on vacation! So, Jared (the hostess with the mostest, where’s the creamy filling), Alexandra and Dale are joined by the Podcasting Ghostrider, Jeffrey Powers (aka beelze-boob-tube from geekazine and the Podcasters Community on G+. 

This week we discussed; The Adopt a Podcaster Foundation, the magical adventures to find a new doctor, still playing Skyrim, The spider is still outside Dale's window, Being in a swamp, Continuum is good, Getting flat tires on road trips are no fun for anyone, Taking advantage of garage sale season and attempting to find a new owner of some Starwars collectibles. This week we Geek Out about Google Glass and EVERYTHING ELSE! (including movies with the worst openings of all time!)

Stop installing your butt and take a listen! This Bitch is Phat!  

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 57 - Breakup after Game of Thrones, with RevnGeek

This week on The Geek I/O Show, we were joined by Cliff Haddox aka Revngeek who helped us fuel the Internet fire and stir up a big pot of something.

We discussed tablet face, using Michael Bay as a trigger word, Hearthstone is the only reason to own an iPad, two turn-tablets and a microphone (where it's at!), loose connections bring on the Blue Screen of Death, tiny star ships, CJ's new toys, mobile app card games with no instructions, Meh of Steel, too fat to fit it in, Game of Thrones' boob-focused episodes, Agents of SHIELD finally living up to it's potential, Frozen has consumed everything (but produced adorable sound clips), passing kidney stones while playing Diablo III, borking your Galaxy Note, the three week long hour, Saturday Night Beaver, Vanilla Ice flipping houses, and eating at Five Iron Frenzy Guys!  Plus!  Jaz loves sappy girl music and more guilty pleasures revealed at the Geek Out Round Table!

Join us on Geek I/O, won't you?  It's the amplitude that counts.

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And by: ProXPN! Keep your internet activity private and anonymous. With free and premium accounts to take care of your every browsing need. Premium accounts start at $6.25/month, giving you access to their security and privacy options not only on your computer, but on your android or iOS devices.Go check them out and don't forget to use our coupon code "Geek20" for 20% off your purchase!

If you want to help support the show (e.g. - help us get new equipment, pay website costs, help us go see new release movies to review, etc...) consider making a one time donation to the show: www.geek-io.com/tipjar

We also want to let you know about our newest sponsor: Audible.com Try Audible now and get your first 30 days of the AudibleListener® Gold membership plan free, which includes one audiobook credit per month. After your 30 day trial, your membership will renew each month for just $14.95 per month so you can continue to receive one audiobook credit per month plus members-only discounts on all audio purchases. Choose from over 100,000 titles. Check out www.geek-io.com/audible for all the details, and we thank Audible.com for their support of Geek I/O!

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 55 "The Loki that I used to know" with Keith Lee of "Duelyst"

This week on the Geek I/O Show, we were joined by Keith Lee from Counterplay Games to talk about the KickStarter for the upcoming game Duelyst!  He showed us how to make an amazing cross-platform Thundercat and how you can get your very own sword-wielding doge.

We discussed how a Y makes finding a domain name easier, detailed art on the tiniest scale, floating worlds, secret story lines, the bluffing mechanic, The Candy Duel Saga, pounding through Buffy, 35,000 rows in Excel, Fios feels so good, how to not smell like ass cheese, the quality of whore house showers, secret game research, Cosmos shouldn't offend you, who all kinda looks like Palpatine, the third version is the charm with YouTube API, how to properly use Tom Hiddleston, humans can be useful, and how to spell constipated.  Plus!  The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles trailer has arrived!  Does it kick shell or is it as bad of an idea as anchovies on pizza?

Join us on Geek I/O, won't you?  We aren't sure which one is weirder.

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And by: ProXPN! Keep your internet activity private and anonymous. With free and premium accounts to take care of your every browsing need. Premium accounts start at $6.25/month, giving you access to their security and privacy options not only on your computer, but on your android or iOS devices.Go check them out and don't forget to use our coupon code "Geek20" for 20% off your purchase!

If you want to help support the show (e.g. - help us get new equipment, pay website costs, help us go see new release movies to review, etc...) consider making a one time donation to the show: www.geek-io.com/tipjar

We also want to let you know about our newest sponsor: Audible.com Try Audible now and get your first 30 days of the AudibleListener® Gold membership plan free, which includes one audiobook credit per month. After your 30 day trial, your membership will renew each month for just $14.95 per month so you can continue to receive one audio-book credit per month plus members-only discounts on all audio purchases. Choose from over 100,000 titles. Check out www.geek-io.com/audible for all the details, and we thank Audible.com for their support of Geek I/O!

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 54 - "The wrong segway" (with rePlay: Symphony of Heroes' Jason Michael Paul)

This week on the Geek I/O Show, we were joined by Jason Michael Paul to discuss his upcoming production rePlay: Symphony of Heroes.  He got us all nostalgic and excited about our favorite video game music, and you'll want to catch a performance once you hear about all the awesomeness he's crammed into the show.

We also discussed going for eight hours, the ever living living and the bottom bottom shelf, Macfarlane Sheen and the fifteen minute chicken fight, techno paganism and the disk of shadows, Plex jamming all of its logs into your hard drive, busying your life with birthday parties and nesting, destroying Finding Nemo, pi time, Rachel winning at course work, and sexy silence.  Plus!  Ride the gravity wave as science biggest, bangest discovery ever!

Join us on Geek I/O, won't you?  We're like a walking explicit warning.

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And by: ProXPN! Keep your internet activity private and anonymous. With free and premium accounts to take care of your every browsing need. Premium accounts start at $6.25/month, giving you access to their security and privacy options not only on your computer, but on your android or iOS devices.Go check them out and don't forget to use our coupon code "Geek20" for 20% off your purchase!

If you want to help support the show (e.g. - help us get new equipment, pay website costs, help us go see new release movies to review, etc...) consider making a one time donation to the show: www.geek-io.com/tipjar

We also want to let you know about our newest sponsor: Audible.com Try Audible now and get your first 30 days of the AudibleListener® Gold membership plan free, which includes one audiobook credit per month. After your 30 day trial, your membership will renew each month for just $14.95 per month so you can continue to receive one audiobook credit per month plus members-only discounts on all audio purchases. Choose from over 100,000 titles. Check out www.geek-io.com/audible for all the details, and we thank Audible.com for their support of Geek I/O!

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 53 - Super Sweet White Chocolate Japanese RPG

This week on the Geek I/O Show, we were joined by Michael Gaines who WoWed us with his Trek knowledge. It was an episode where we bravely went were no geek has gone before.  Mostly because Budlong was gone and ruined everything.

We discussed playing with iBeacons, keeping your internet diet regular with fiber, achieving the goal of being longer than Seinfeld, pushing your gaming habit and quitting cold turkey at level twenty, twenty-four hours to no have to be an adult, Will Arnett is Jaz’s favorite Batman, playing with a raspberry pi, dual monitors make the world wide, vintage coasters and blue-light disks, everybody’s in Project X, Diablo 3 is suddenly a lot better, tooth hurt, is it possible to know too much comic book trivia, the Pokemon social experiment, and hyenas eating the principal is no laughing matter.  Plus!  Tesla gets lot-blocked in New Jersey because of the...mob?

Join us on Geek I/O, won’t you?  We’ll show you our sexy Sharpie.

If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!

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Geek IO is brought to you by Tweaked Audio! 7 colors, 7 types, ultra durable AND sound AMAZING! Both with and without microphones as well, so you can sound awesome on your iPhone, Galaxy S4, Nexus 5 or pretty much ANYTHING else! Use the code "GEEK" at checkout to get 33% off AND free shipping!

And by: ProXPN! Keep your internet activity private and anonymous. With free and premium accounts to take care of your every browsing need. Premium accounts start at $6.25/month, giving you access to their security and privacy options not only on your computer, but on your android or iOS devices.Go check them out and don't forget to use our coupon code "Geek20" for 20% off your purchase!

If you want to help support the show (e.g. - help us get new equipment, pay website costs, help us go see new release movies to review, etc...) consider making a one time donation to the show: www.geek-io.com/tipjar

We also want to let you know about our newest sponsor: Audible.com Try Audible now and get your first 30 days of the AudibleListener® Gold membership plan free, which includes one audiobook credit per month. After your 30 day trial, your membership will renew each month for just $14.95 per month so you can continue to receive one audiobook credit per month plus members-only discounts on all audio purchases. Choose from over 100,000 titles. Check out www.geek-io.com/audible for all the details, and we thank Audible.com for their support of Geek I/O!

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 50 - Two Terabytes of Ice Dancing... with Andy Young

On this, the 50th episode of the Geek I/O show, we were joined by our favorite smackdown auctioneer, Andy Young (aka Ghomus)!  He tried to keep us on track, but his attempts were futile.  We appreciate him trying though.

We discussed Andy's spiffy new job, going Starbound in a War of Omens, Samsung toys, playing with the Marvel API, breaking out the old Nintendo systems for "testing", the best pasta, the key to success is the bobsled Bane mask, old man Dale gets into shape, Crock-a-Dale Dundee, iTunes radio ambient space music, the "Ibbott package", rolling up your windows is harder than it looks, filling your hard drive with more Olympics than you ever want to watch, and networking shenanigans.  Plus!  We talk about the Sonic the Hedgehog reboot and how hot it is in February!

Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won't you?  We love Michelob at midnight.

If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!

Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!

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Geek IO is brought to you by Tweaked Audio! 7 colors, 7 types, ultra durable AND sound AMAZING! Both with and without microphones as well, so you can sound awesome on your iPhone, Galaxy S4, Nexus 5 or pretty much ANYTHING else! Use the code "GEEK" at checkout to get 33% off AND free shipping!

And by: ProXPN! Keep your internet activity private and anonymous. With free and premium accounts to take care of your every browsing need. Premium accounts start at $6.25/month, giving you access to their security and privacy options not only on your computer, but on your android or iOS devices.Go check them out and don't forget to use our coupon code "Geek20" for 20% off your purchase!

If you want to help support the show (e.g. - help us get new equipment, pay website costs, help us go see new release movies to review, etc...) consider making a one time donation to the show: www.geek-io.com/tipjar

We also want to let you know about our newest sponsor: Audible.com Try Audible now and get your first 30 days of the AudibleListener® Gold membership plan free, which includes one audiobook credit per month. After your 30 day trial, your membership will renew each month for just $14.95 per month so you can continue to receive one audiobook credit per month plus members-only discounts on all audio purchases. Choose from over 100,000 titles. Check out www.geek-io.com/audible for all the details, and we thank Audible.com for their support of Geek I/O!

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 49 - In Memory of Tomorrow

This week we were joined by the finest of geek fellows, Iyaz Akhtar from CNET!  We joined him on his quest for inner peace and probably disturbed him a bit...or a lot.

We discussed Iyaz's new website, job, and quest, Jaz is easily impressed by JavaScript tricks, Flappy Bird and Steve Austin make Iyaz use too much profanity, Dale is not a Brit, Robocop on your phone, Sonic all the things, Chuck bingeing, surprising Budlong, making mix tapes, a nifty new soundboard app, folkin' around with Robin Hood, the Olympics chest cold, and LOST's acceptable ending (spoiler alert). Plus! The consolidation of evil and why the US ISP situation is so terrible.

Join us on Geek I/O, won't you?  It's like a soap opera with big sweaty men.

If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!

Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!

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And by: ProXPN! Keep your internet activity private and anonymous. With free and premium accounts to take care of your every browsing need. Premium accounts start at $6.25/month, giving you access to their security and privacy options not only on your computer, but on your android or iOS devices.Go check them out and don't forget to use our coupon code "Geek20" for 20% off your purchase!

If you want to help support the show (e.g. - help us get new equipment, pay website costs, help us go see new release movies to review, etc...) consider making a one time donation to the show: www.geek-io.com/tipjar

We also want to let you know about our newest sponsor: Audible.com Try audible.com now and get your first 30 days of the AudibleListener® Gold membership plan free, which includes one audiobook credit per month. After your 30 day trial, your membership will renew each month for just $14.95 per month so you can continue to receive one audiobook credit per month plus members-only discounts on all audio purchases. Choose from over 100,000 titles. Check out www.geek-io.com/audible for all the details, and we thank Audible.com for their support of Geek I/O!

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Geek I/O Rants: Screwdrivers and Shower Scenes (with ChefWonder Talks)

CJ joins forces with Dale and wonderful things happen. We discuss Orange is the New Black in depth (WITH SPOILERS), parenting, new podcasts, and MORE! Huge amount of fun was had joining our Rants/Talks and will have to happen again!

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Geek I/O! Episode 15: Bitch, make my cookie dick!

This week on Geek I/O we were made more diverse with the sultry tones of JJ Valentine and his ever-so-awesome wife, Renee Valentine of ValentineCast!  It was a night of good times, and we were honored to be with their presence.

We discussed all kinds of video games, gall bladders being jerks, Tamagotchi flashback, ​writing code, really long walks, losing weight, Duck Tales remastered, Disney's new Star Wars release schedule, Nintendo announce some stuff that peaks our interest in the Wii U, Bittorrent in your browser, and the GCWZero.  Plus!  Reef diving robots!  Plus plus!  An introduction to the newest members of the Geek I/O network, JD and Willis from "How it Stacks"!

In this week's Rant and Review, we watched 2005's Gingerdead Man starring Gary Busey.  Well, a couple of us watched it.  The rest slept through it and had weird dreams. Is the main character's bakery failing because she has no idea how to bake?  Dose Gary Busey have any idea what's going on?  Is it okay to make out while your friend twitches on the ground half-conscious?​

All this and more on Geek I/O!  Just don't eat us, please.​

Check out our forums for show notes. 

Music brought to you by I Fight Dragons, help the world support them at ifightdragons.com, purchase their CD KABOOM! on Amazon.

Music during the show is by Andrew Allen, you can purchase the CD Smooth Federation on Amazon.

Email us at [email protected], subscribe on iTunes, or find us on Stitcher (use code tadpooltech and help us out a bit).

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Geek IO is also brought to you by Tweaked Audio! 7 colors, 7 types, ultra durable AND sound AMAZING! Both with and without microphones as well, so you can sound awesome on your iPhone, Galaxy S3, Nexus 4 or pretty much ANYTHING else! Use the code "GEEK" at checkout to get 1/3 off AND free shipping!

If you want to help support the show (e.g. - help us get new equipment, pay website costs, help us go see new release movies to review, etc...) consider donating to the show: www.geek-io.com/tipjar​

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Geek I/O! Episode 13: Jonathan Taylor Thomas turns into Matthew Broderick

This week on Geek I/O, we are joined by...no one!  Our guest was unable to make the recording due to a Comcast fail, but CJ and Rachel are back!  We even had Dale Campbell sit in on the madness!

This week we discussed Dale and CJ's announcement (they're getting married!  NOT REALLY)​, Disney adventures good and terrible, the Humble Android bundle, Age of Empires II HD, Rachel joins the 21st century with an actual smart phone, the return of Dr. Who (spoiler free), Disney shuts down LucasArts (NOOOOOO!), and Torchlight 2 releases it's GUTS.  Plus!  Bacon mouthwash!

On this week's Rant and Review, we watched 2005's The Producers starring Nathan Lane, Matthew Broderick, ​Uma Thurman, and Will Ferrell.  Do you like Ula's dance?  Why do accountants wear those visors?  Can you find the six dick jokes?  Were you ever a member of the Nazi party?  It's Springtime for Hitler!

Join us, won't you?  Where did we go right?​

Check out our forums for show notes. 

Music brought to you by I Fight Dragons, help the world support them at ifightdragons.com, purchase their CD KABOOM! on Amazon.

Music during the show is by Andrew Allen, you can purchase the CD Smooth Federation on Amazon.

Email us at [email protected], subscribe on iTunes, or find us on Stitcher (use code tadpooltech and help us out a bit).

This episode brought to you by SQUARESPACE.  Want a quick, easy, professional or fun website or blog? Want an amazing host for your podcast? Try Squarespace free for 15 days (no credit card needed), then take 10% off of your first order!

Geek IO is also brought to you by Tweaked Audio! 7 colors, 7 types, ultra durable AND sound AMAZING! Both with and without microphones as well, so you can sound awesome on your iPhone, Galaxy S3, Nexus 4 or pretty much ANYTHING else! Use the code "GEEK" at checkout to get 1/3 off AND free shipping!

If you want to help support the show (e.g. - help us get new equipment, pay website costs, help us go see new release movies to review, etc...) consider donating to the show: www.geek-io.com/tipjar​

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Geek I/O Episode 4: Lumpy Space Princess says Sit Down North Korea! (repost)

This week on Geek I/O, we massively confused and weirded out Beau Hindman of Massively.com.  Despite that, he appeared to have a good time and said he wanted to be on the show again.  I'm not sure what that says about us...or him.

This week we discussed doing things with fireworks that is probably illegal, dual booting your chrome book, diaper cakes, regularity, jail breaking iPods, getting fit, J.J. Abrams and Star Wars, Netflix looking to the future, cell phone unlocking is illegal again,  jets with frickin' laser beams, and an overprotective (or is he lazy?) dad.  Plus!  The fast food joints with the best bacon.

On this week's Rant and Review, we watched Iron Sky, a movie about Nazis from the dark side of the moon.  Yep.  What happens to your clothes in a space vacuum?  What's the best Nazi pickup line?  Which country didn't arm their secret space ship?  What is Skype like in the future?  Tune in and find out.

This is Geek I/O!  Won't you come "Black to the Moon" with us?

Check out our forums for show notes. 

Music brought to you by I Fight Dragons, help the world support them at ifightdragons.com, purchase their CD KABOOM! on Amazon.

Music during the show is by Andrew Allen, you can purchase the CD Smooth Federation on Amazon.

Email us at [email protected], subscribe on iTunes, or find us on Stitcher (use code tadpooltech and hellp us out a bit).

This episode brought to you by SQUARESPACE.  Want a quick, easy, professional or fun website or blog? Want an amazing host for your podcast? Try Squarespace free for 15 days (no credit card needed), then take 10% off of your first order!

Geek IO is also brought to you by Tweaked Audio! 7 colors, 7 types, ultra durable AND sound AMAZING! Both with and without microphones as well, so you can sound awesome on your iPhone, Galaxy S3, Nexus 4 or pretty much ANYTHING else! Use the code "GEEK" at checkout to get 1/3 off AND free shipping!

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Geek IO! Episode 5: “Splittin’ trannies in the name of the king”

This week on Geek I/O, we got 6 kinds of crazy with Ghomus aka Andy from the AIE podcast, a man with a podcasting rig you should be jealous of.

We discussed classic geek movies and TV shows, power outages at the sports ball championship, Joseph Gordon-Levitt's Bruce Willis cheek prosthetic, homemade battery packs, WINE on Android, bacteria that poop gold, the bang-your-Facebook-friends app, Apple and the human ATM, a new webcomic about table top gaming, printing organs (real-life GeneCo?!), and the Xbox 720's always on connection.  Plus!  The Superb Owl bacon game!

In this week's Rant and review, we suffered through In the "Name of the King: A Dragon Seige Tale"  (or "Farmer Boomerang, Axy McPigwalker, and Chunky Legolas in the Walking Trope Adventure") from the always-terrible Uwe Boll.  In this equal opportunity kingdom, good vs evil collide in a terribly acted (despite great actors), written, edited, filmed, and scored movie.  Were there any redeeming qualities?  Tun in and find out!

This is Geek I/O, where we waste two hours of our lives to watch a terrible movie for you!  You're welcome!

Check out our forums for show notes. 

Music brought to you by I Fight Dragons, help the world support them at ifightdragons.com, purchase their CD KABOOM! on Amazon.

Music during the show is by Andrew Allen, you can purchase the CD Smooth Federation on Amazon.

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Geek IO is also brought to you by Tweaked Audio! 7 colors, 7 types, ultra durable AND sound AMAZING! Both with and without microphones as well, so you can sound awesome on your iPhone, Galaxy S3, Nexus 4 or pretty much ANYTHING else! Use the code "GEEK" at checkout to get 1/3 off AND free shipping!

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(repost 2) Geek I/O Episode 4: Lumpy Space Princess says Sit Down North Korea!

This week on Geek I/O, we massively confused and weirded out Beau Hindman of Massively.com.  Despite that, he appeared to have a good time and said he wanted to be on the show again.  I'm not sure what that says about us...or him.

This week we discussed doing things with fireworks that is probably illegal, dual booting your chrome book, diaper cakes, regularity, jail breaking iPods, getting fit, J.J. Abrams and Star Wars, Netflix looking to the future, cell phone unlocking is illegal again,  jets with frickin' laser beams, and an overprotective (or is he lazy?) dad.  Plus!  The fast food joints with the best bacon.

On this week's Rant and Review, we watched Iron Sky, a movie about Nazis from the dark side of the moon.  Yep.  What happens to your clothes in a space vacuum?  What's the best Nazi pickup line?  Which country didn't arm their secret space ship?  What is Skype like in the future?  Tune in and find out.

This is Geek I/O!  Won't you come "Black to the Moon" with us?

Check out our forums for show notes. 

Music brought to you by I Fight Dragons, help the world support them at ifightdragons.com, purchase their CD KABOOM! on Amazon.

Music during the show is by Andrew Allen, you can purchase the CD Smooth Federation on Amazon.

Email us at [email protected], subscribe on iTunes, or find us on Stitcher (use code tadpooltech and hellp us out a bit).

This episode brought to you by SQUARESPACE.  Want a quick, easy, professional or fun website or blog? Want an amazing host for your podcast? Try Squarespace free for 15 days (no credit card needed), then take 10% off of your first order!

Geek IO is also brought to you by Tweaked Audio! 7 colors, 7 types, ultra durable AND sound AMAZING! Both with and without microphones as well, so you can sound awesome on your iPhone, Galaxy S3, Nexus 4 or pretty much ANYTHING else! Use the code "GEEK" at checkout to get 1/3 off AND free shipping!

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Geek I/O episode 3: Geek IO! Episode 3: “CJ’s bathroom musical time adventures!” or “ You can’t stop the nut shot” or “Trannies in the Outback!”

This week on Geek I/O, we had a last minute guest switcheroo.  Rising from the Australian outback, cape flapping in the wind, came our hero:  Last-Minute-Guest Man!  You may know him as mild-mannered cold foods manager and podcast geek Dale Campbell of the Ruff Cuts and Downunder Colorado podcasts.  Marlissa Doss also dropped in to class up the joint a bit.

This week we discussed Bradley Cooper not being the sexiest man alive, YouTube on the Wii, Flipboard Fail, FitBit vs BodyBugg, a little bit of WoW, the They Might be Giants app, a working Iron Man gauntlet with frickin' lasers, vintage astronaut food, and shocking crabs for science.  Plus!  50 shades of bacon!

In this week's rant and review, we cut apart, break down, and over medicate Repo! The Genetic Opera.  In the show we give our overall review, but for a full, play by play review of the movie, check out the video of us dweebs watching Repo! and making our dumb commentary Mystery Science 3000 style.  It's almost as good as Zydrate.

Check out our forums for show notes. 

Music brought to you by I Fight Dragons, help the world support them at ifightdragons.com, purchase their CD KABOOM! on Amazon.

Music during the show is by Andrew Allen, you can purchase the CD Smooth Federation on Amazon.

Email us at [email protected], subscribe on iTunes, or find us on Stitcher (use code tadpooltech and hellp us out a bit).

This episode brought to you by SQUARESPACE.  Want a quick, easy, professional or fun website or blog? Want an amazing host for your podcast? Try Squarespace free for 15 days (no credit card needed), then take 10% off of your first order!

Geek IO is also brought to you by Tweaked Audio! 7 colors, 7 types, ultra durable AND sound AMAZING! Both with and without microphones as well, so you can sound awesome on your iPhone, Galaxy S3, Nexus 4 or pretty much ANYTHING else! Use the code "GEEK" at checkout to get 1/3 off AND free shipping!

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Geek I/O! Episode 2: "Put some sugar on my dinked dongle!"

This week we are joined by David Banach (that's pronounced like panache with a "B", but I prefere Ban-och! The conqueror!) who teaches us about pagan music.  CJ even wrote him a rad rhyming intro:

He Brought some beat up Pagan music, to a secondhand CAST

Didn't know how to play them, but he knew that was past

That one mp3, played great with his hands, didn't take long, to understand

Just one mp3, volume pumped way up high

Thought it was a one way ticket, not sure exactly why

So he started rockin', ain't never gonna stop

Gotta keep on rockin', someday gonna make it to the top

And be a juke box hero, got stars in his eyes, he's a MAGICK juke box hero

Magick Juke box hero with a pentacle in his eyes, You'll be sure!

After that happened, we talked about famous people playing The Doctor, XBox turns your wall into a TV, a Steam Box! a real Steam Box (with Linux!), people trying to sneak dumb things on planes, the bacon TV show comes to air, bacon jerky, the biggest thing ever found in space, and a Norwegian Mars space colony!  I'll say it again...get your ass to Mars!

In this week's rant and review, we watch the series premiere of Lost Girl.  Is it trying too hard not to be Canadian?  Is it really a good idea to make friends with a succubus you just met

Check out our forums for show notes. 

Music brought to you by I Fight Dragons, help the world support them at ifightdragons.com, purchase their CD KABOOM! on Amazon.

Music during the show is by Andrew Allen, you can purchase the CD Smooth Federation on Amazon.

Email us at [email protected], subscribe on iTunes, or find us on Stitcher (use code tadpooltech and hellp us out a bit).

This episode brought to you by SQUARESPACE.  Want a quick, easy, professional or fun website or blog? Want an amazing host for your podcast? Try Squarespace free for 15 days (no credit card needed), then take 10% off of your first order!

Geek IO is also brought to you by Tweaked Audio! 7 colors, 7 types, ultra durable AND sound AMAZING! Both with and without microphones as well, so you can sound awesome on your iPhone, Galaxy S3, Nexus 4 or pretty much ANYTHING else! Use the code "GEEK" at checkout to get 1/3 off AND free shipping!

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(Repost) Geek IO episode 1: Castles Made of Hot Tubs are not Super Fruity Gay!

This week on the VERY FIRST episode of Geek I/O, we were joined by two very lovely guests...very lovely indeed. The so-talented-you-can’t-stand Ali Spagnola, and our favorite lady geek southern belle, Marlissa Doss!  Ali teaches us about all the delicate nuances of this thing called a power hour, and Marlissa explains to us why James Bond sucks!

We discuss the many things we did while we were away enjoying the holidays, and all the shiny loot we pillaged from the scurvy sea dogs...or got for Christmas.  Either way.

We (we being CJ) decided that in lieu of a normal Rant and Review, we would rant and review the entire frickin' year of 2012.  Oh yeah.  Were there enough comic book movies to satisfy?  How was Apple's first year without Jobs?  Windows 8...yeah...Windows 8.  Did the Mayans let us down?  Remember landing a rover on mars?  A dude skydiving from space?  Yeah, that happened.  What were our favorite shiny gadgets?  Our favorite episodes of Tadpool Tech?  Come hear our best (and worst) of 2012!

Tadpool Tech may have been put to pasture, but Geek I/O shall rise from the ashes!  Join us, won't you, for this and more mythical creature references!

Check out our forums for show notes. 

Music brought to you by I Fight Dragons, help the world support them at ifightdragons.com, purchase their CD KABOOM! on Amazon.

Music during the show is by Andrew Allen, you can purchase the CD Smooth Federation on Amazon.

Email us at [email protected], subscribe on iTunes, or find us on Stitcher (use code tadpooltech and hellp us out a bit).

This episode brought to you by SQUARESPACE.  Want a quick, easy, professional or fun website or blog? Want an amazing host for your podcast? Try Squarespace free for 15 days (no credit card needed), then take 10% off of your first order!

Geek IO is also brought to you by Tweaked Audio! 7 colors, 7 types, ultra durable AND sound AMAZING! Both with and without microphones as well, so you can sound awesome on your iPhone, Galaxy S3, Nexus 4 or pretty much ANYTHING else! Use the code "GEEK" at checkout to get 1/3 off AND free shipping!

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Geek IO! Episode 0 - Welcome to the fold!

Hello all, this is a smiple introduction to what we are going to be doing from this point going forward, so, welcome, we hope you enjoy yourselves!

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Tadpool Tech! Episode 55: “We're Crazy and Very Nice”

This week we doubled up on our guestitude for a geeky end of the year fun time.  We are joined by the precious Mary Lang and pedantic Kirby Bartley-Sloan from the 20MB Dr. Who Podcast.  So, grab your companion and your sonic screwdriver, because things are about to get geeky.

We discuss Dr. Who (go figure), Ingress, public domain books for your Kindle, Instagram hullabaloo, humble indie bundle time again, Lindsey Stirling smashing pots, a Canadian invisibility cloak, Google makes finding porn a little harder (that's what she said), and a song about bacon!  Plus!  The gang takes a few minutes to get a little serious and reflect on the Sandy Hook Elementary tragedy.  Hugs, love, and happy thoughts to all effected by that terrible event.  Don't worry about things getting too serious though.  We get things lightened back up with a reading of 50 Shades of Gray by George Takei.  Yeah, you read that right.

In this week's Rant and Review, we watch 2000's Battle Royale.  Did The Hunger Games totally rip it off?  What will you learn from the "How to fight to the death" instructional video?  Will math help you win the Battle Royale?  What does the creepy painting mean?  Can anything stop Japanese Johnny Depp?

Join us in this fight to the death!  Podcast to the death?  I dunno.  Come at me, bro!

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Tadpool Tech! Episode 54: “In a Castle Made of Money, Touching Butt”

This week on Tadpool Tech, were are joined by the jack-off champion of the world, Adam Jones.  He's this guy from the Sound the Alarm Podcast.  It's a pretty rad show...or maybe it's terrible.  I forget.  You should definitely check it out though.

This week we discuss indie games, Ready Player One, the new iPod Touch, free broadband internet from FreedomPop, a move toward less vague patents, a Serenity lego set you can buy, space colony designs from the 70's, the brontosaurus doesn't exist, the iOS Pokedex, new XBOX apps, and the quickly approaching extinction of ninjas.  Plus!  China gets a doomsday vacation!

In this week's Rant and Review, we watched Indie Game: The Movie.  This documentary follows the developers of the games Braid, Super Meat Boy, and Fez as they work intensely hard to deliver their vision of a video game to the world.  Will their hard work pay off?  Will they lose their minds in the process?  Can you survive on Doritos and insulin?  Are they mad geniuses or brilliant artists?  Both?

Join us in the maddness, won't you?  The princess is in another castle made of money.

ELP US OUT! CHECK OUT OUR KICKSTARTER! WE ARE LOOKING TO START UP NEW PODCASTS!

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Music brought to you by I Fight Dragons, help the world support them at ifightdragons.com, purchase their CD KABOOM! on Amazon.

Music during the show is by Andrew Allen, you can purchase the CD Smooth Federation on Amazon.

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TADPOOL TECH! EPISODE 53: "THE HAMMER IS MY PENIS"

This week on Tadpool Tech, we are joined by the illustrious Alludra of "Battle Pets with Alludra and Kephas" and the AIE podcast.  She took time out of her busy schedule to hang out with us dorks and get yelled at by the soundboard.  Crazy, goofy, fun times were had.

We discussed World of Warcraft (go figure), scary zombie games, a sad farewell to City of Heroes, a petition to the White House for the U.S. to build a Death Star, RedBox Instant is coming...eventually, a robot swims across the ocean, Amazon's kid-friendly-all-you-can-eat buffet, Netflix scores Disney, 3D printing moon rocks, and a gingerbread Millenium Falcon.  Plus!  U.S. plans to blow up the moon!

In this week's Rant and Review, we took a look at "Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog" because the status is not quo.  Will Jarred A's obsession with Dr. Horrible color his review?  Why shouldn't you bounce the wonderflonium?  Why is Penny so boring?  Why is Neil Patrick Harris so awesome?  What would you do if you got a call from Joss Whedon?  Is the only doom that's looming is you loving us to death?  Take a sec to catch your breath.

Will you join us in our bid to join the Evil League of Evil?  We do the weird stuff!

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