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This week on The Geek I/O Show, we were joined by Kevin Bachelder, leader of the Dragon*Con Newbie website andFacebook group!  He has years of Dragon*con experience under his belt, and he has tons of helpful Dragon*Con survival tips.

We discussed pacing yourself, murder for sour s’ghetti, a pocket full of cake, duct tape and a large tube (and yes this cosplay does start with mistress), single-origin coffee and tiny crumpets, getting your con-walk workout, the 6-2-1 rule, CJ is tired of Darla, but he might have accidentally gotten a promotion, Rio 2 brings the cute, a Twin Peaks transvestite quiz, Chore Monster, a massive monitor set up, the damn dollar store, how big is Rachel’s bag, what is a hammer stem, and the results of the Summer Movie Smackdown!  Plus!  What is a breasturaunt?

Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  We’ll give you some Santa Fe Corn Stix.